My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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