I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
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Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
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And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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