So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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