so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
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Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
This is my gift to your gina
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
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I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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