He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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