i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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