STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
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Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
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Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
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