I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
These 25 People Had Very Inappropriate Sexual Relations(hips)
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
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People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on