Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
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had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
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I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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