I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
I mean, he's 40, foreign, artsy but with substance abuse problems and estranged children. How is he not my type?
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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