even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
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Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
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I supernannyed him into submission
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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