as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
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We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
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do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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