Charged a drink to your name last night. Thanks for the whiskey
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
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Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
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this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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