Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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