At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
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