I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
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Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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