strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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