We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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