last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
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maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
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Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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