I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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