margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
Randomize
