i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
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Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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