so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
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You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
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I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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