Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
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Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
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You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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