u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
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Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
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He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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