so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Randomize
