well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
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Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
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which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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