well you can't waste a boner
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Randomize
