I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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