We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
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My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
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Ask her if it hurt when she broke through earths crust as she ascended from hell
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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