loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I think he's speaking German to me now
Nevermind, he's just drunk and not texting properly
So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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