oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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