When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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