STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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