god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
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I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
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Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
also my alarm just went off. I am always amused at what time drunk me decides to wake up.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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