In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
Randomize