he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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