Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
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