Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
im on a boat
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