Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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