belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
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I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
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i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
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