after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
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This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
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Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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