This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
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I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
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If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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