Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I told you I missed you and you said you missed me as much as you miss a urinary tract infection. I get it. You're still mad.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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