I want to walk on stilts...naked
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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