Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
Let's paint friendship bongs
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
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