we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
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Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
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I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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