i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
You pulled the fire alarm because you had to shit and there was someone in the bathroom. you said you needed privacy
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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