I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Capitaan dildo arrescate!
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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