its not stalking. its research.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
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I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
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Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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