So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I am mentally ready for anal.
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