His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
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throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
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So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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