he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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