She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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