It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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