I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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