Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
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you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
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Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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